i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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