I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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