Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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