I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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