I wanna passion pit in your ass
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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