If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Randomize
