fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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