Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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