i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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