We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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