I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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