So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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