Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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