So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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