Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Floor bacon is actually really good
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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