WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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