Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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