You really coming over, don't trick.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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