well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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