Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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