shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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