I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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