there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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