So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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