You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
look no pants
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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