All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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