Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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