Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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