Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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