I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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