I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I love you. Go after that dick
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