508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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