S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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