Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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