I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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