Jerry, you need to find god
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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