these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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