oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize