You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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