She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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