I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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