Whoa Z and x make the same sound
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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