Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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