Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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