new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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