what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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