his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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