it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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