Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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