Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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