This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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