I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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