it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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