I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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