The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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