Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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