If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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